"Clever title"

"Is he awake" the assistant asks "he looks like he’s coming around" says surgeon number two. "Congratulation! The surgery was a success!" Meows the lead surgeon to the patient.

"Is he awake" the assistant asks "he looks like he’s coming around" says surgeon number two. "Congratulation! The surgery was a success!" Meows the lead surgeon to the patient.

(Source: catasters, via awidesetvagina)

baddiebey:

You:*talkin*
Me: I agree.
Me:*in my mind* I would wear Drake’s nutsack like a eye patch

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Oh my god I can’t breath

(Source: cocaineteas, via paris666hilton)